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CES. Vegas. Dead hookers. USB 3. That’s what it’s all about and that’s what we are rounding up over the next few days. Having returned from Vegas with loads
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Fat kid ‘likes’ Samsung on Facebook. Billions wiped from share value.
The market reacted badly in response to the news that Simon Ackman, a fat uncool kid in Indiana, ‘liked’ Samsung on Facebook early today. Nearly $2bn was wiped from
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Scrap ICT in favour of Zuckerberg lessons, says Gove
Education secretary Michael Gove yesterday announced plans to scrap ‘boring’ ICT lessons in favour of a curriculum teaching children to be emotionally withdrawn social outcasts. Gove said current ICT classes
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Small Dog Commits to Learn How to Code in 2012
A stray dog. A tramp. A stick of celery. A empty cardboard box full of used toilet paper. What do they have in common? No, not ‘what are awful things
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Mafia family annoyed that Twitter recruitment effort not being taken seriously
Article republished with permission from @theoraclespeak at The Oracle Speaks. Read and comment on the original post here. Head of renowned Chicago mafia family Vincenzo Corliane, has expressed his “deep
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Shy people launch socially awkward media
Article republished with permission from @theoraclespeak at The Oracle Speaks. Read and comment on the original post here. The global community of gauche, shy and reticent people today announced they had been
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