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• .@Econsultancy Having a twitter account gives the Marketing Director a boner the size of a scud missile. That's the only benefit. about 2 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to Econsultancy
• We're at SXSW. Come find us! We're the person wearing a Threadless t-shirt and carrying a Macbook Air. about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• RT @dave_bullough: @techchuff Bob's print queue: http://tweetphoto.com/14096252 about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• Then await a meeting with external parties where someone hands out the agenda with a faint image of a cock drawn on the back. about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• Office Prank: Print a light-grey cock (drawn in Paint) onto 100 sheets of A4. Flip and reinsert into printer. Instant watermark. about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• "Hey Bob. What are you printing here? I've got my sculpture in the print queue. WAIT A MINUTE. IT'S A ...GOOD FUCKING GRIEF MAN." about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• You'd assume the first thing you print with this 3d stone printer would be a 10 foot giant cock. http://is.gd/ajEs2 about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• @davidcarrington wait - you are breaking some of the basic axioms of mathematics with a Star Wars solution? about 2 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to davidcarrington
• "This happy man's smile represents how much you earn before tax. This unhappy man's grimace represents after tax" about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• "I only really understand how little I earn when our designer illustrates my payslip gross and net £ with a image of a man being bummed" about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• "Is a billion bigger than 10? I just can't fathom the difference. WAIT - YOU'VE DRAWN IT. It's like a marble versus the death star!" about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• The Innumerati : " We cannot process nor interpret date unless they are well illustrated with vector graphics" about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• Infographics: Excel for the 'creative types'? ie innumerates. about 2 hours ago from Seesmic
• All this talk of paedos and social media reminds us of http://is.gd/aeaP3 about 18 hours ago from Seesmic
• We should start up a social network for sex offenders to meet journalists posing as 14 year olds. about 18 hours ago from Seesmic
• RT @nigelwhiteoak: RT @mikebutcher Fist.me wins startup prize at Plugg /cc @Techchuff about 18 hours ago from Seesmic
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