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CES Round Up 1: Breville announce 3D Toaster.

CES. Vegas. Dead hookers. USB 3. That’s what it’s all about and that’s what we are rounding up over the next few days. Having returned from Vegas with loads

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Fat kid ‘likes’ Samsung on Facebook. Billions wiped from share value.

The market reacted badly in response to the news that Simon Ackman, a fat uncool kid in Indiana, ‘liked’ Samsung on Facebook early  today. Nearly $2bn was wiped from

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The Road to Partition: 2011

Welcome humans. (and employees of Google Inc). To celebrate the impending priapic launch of TechChuff 3.1 in the next few weeks, we thought we’d kick off 2012 with a review

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Top 4 ways to ‘exit BIG’ like we did

Apart from a generally fibrous diet and a cheeky chicken vindaloo the night before, tips about BIG EXITS seem to be all the rage. Therefore we are here today

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International Committee of ‘Cool Shit NOW’ elects Jonathan Ives as CEO

‘Cool Shit’. Previously the murky domain of the brand marketers who employed the traditional arts of electro-convulsion therapy and drug-induced seizures in the 60’s to understand our humanistic need

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“Everything Old is Dead”, Declares Entire Internet

The music industry.  Dead. Traditional journalism.  Deader. You’ve Been Framed.  DEADEST. The murderer? The Internet. In shocking admission the Internet has admitted that everything that it considers to be ‘old’ and

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Moon-based Servers Only Hope for Bitorrent Trackers

The Moon bitches. That’s right. The Moon. The Piratebay have just landed a Dual Xeon Apache server in the Sea of Tranquillity and until the day the RIAA build

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State-Run Ad-Network to Buy Products on Your Behalf.

While the usual remark about how in Soviet Russia ‘the online bargains BUY YOU’ would be passé and clichéd, news that the UK government will be working with

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Survey: Modern Women Rank ‘Having A Big Box of Random Cables’ a Must-Have in a Man

What do these modern women want? A dashingly handsome gent with all his own teeth and no priors?  A successful entrepreneur who spends all his time eyeing your handbags

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Tablet PCs Plagued by Some Kind of ‘Badly-Drawn Cock’ Virus

The tablet PC has always been the preserve of the ‘artistes’ among us: ‘the traffic warden’, ‘the bit-too-white waitress in Wagamamas’ and ‘that bloke in Design who walks

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