Featured satire | TechChuff - the folly of too many

Dear Lady Chuff, As one of East London’s foremost self-proclaimed geeks, I was naturally one of the first to place an order for a Kindle. If I’m honest, though, I don’t really get it. What’s the point of trawling through pages and pages of Dostoevsky if the guy sitting opposite you ...

Fred Bearcruft of online cat-spaying website, www.spaypal.com, admitted today that his claims of 'wearing both a technology and marketing hat' while in the office, left his hat-obsessed boss confused, enraged and slightly engorged. Fred’s boss, a millionaire ex-milliner was shocked to discover that despite Fred claims in interview, he arrived at ...

Penis enlargement specialists and bereaved sons of murdered Ivory Coast businessmen were among the groups to voice their outrage today after thousands of Spambots pledged their support to striking Royal Mail staff. The Spambot, Zombie Net and Web Phishers Union (SZNWPU) said it would back a strike by postal workers, after ...

Sony, whose relentless ability to be the 'shitty difficult child at any party', have just announced their cack-fisted re-entry into online music distribution. With DRM and copy-protection somehow still high on Sony's radar, they have made a bold decision to sell tracks for 50p each, but only on 78rpm ...

The music world was rocked today as superstars DJs discovered that my mate's iPod will be DJ'ing at Ministry of Sound's 18th birthday party next week. My mate's iPod will be showing off it's eclectic selection of random 80's party tracks and advanced 'this track stops-next track starts' mixing techniques on the big stage.  Also ...

A local man was found by police after his daring escape trapped in a deeply-inappropriate email thread for nearly 4 hours. Marc Smith is recovering with new friends after a brutal ordeal ended today involving being emailed at work  about going for pizza. After a brief flurry of messages related to timings,  Marc ...

The extent of government cost-cutting measures has been uncovered after a leaked first draft of the Prime Minister’s Labour Party Conference speech revealed the government plans to hold the 2010 election using popular on-line questionnaire tool, Survey Monkey. The document was revealed during a conversation between LadyChuff and a senior cabinet ...

President Obama shocked by-standers in a local In-N-Out Burger with the following tirade captured by a tramp with a Flip HD: [one-sided transcript] "No, I haven't read your tweets because I do not follow you Gordon. I repeat,  I am not calling you G-Brown even if that is your Twitter ID Gordon. [caption id="attachment_816" align="alignright" ...

The Zuck. Love him gently or hate him naughtily with late-night phone calls to his parent's house telling them about the dead hooker in his garage.  The existence of a Dave Fincher-directed Facebook movie entitled : "Zuck: Why I'm Much Richer Than You" bizarrely continues to persist in a Twilight-zone style ...

While TechChuff spends most of his time wearing bin liners while beating out lines of Python, staring at 'lingerie' sites and beating our Python, we have been told that Fashion and Technology do occasionally meet outside of $25-a-month subscription sites. We sent our one-legged female reporter LadyChuff on the ...