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The Chuffington Post Pt 3: LadyChuff Waves Back
Dear Lady Chuff, Please can I have a Google Wave invite please? Thanks enormously, Everyone, everywhere, all the time ———————— Dear, sweet, innocent readers, It’s clear what’s happened here. You haven’t quite understood: Google Wave
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Police Manhunt Begins As Man Fails to Log into Facebook.
A missing person’s report was issued by police this morning after a Croydon man disappeared from Facebook. Friends fear the worst for 31-year-old Liam Blackley, after he ‘vanished’ from the
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Google Ad-Funded HealthCare Proposal Approved by Senate
In a sudden turn of events, Barack Obama’s healthcare reforms have been put on hold and replaced by a bill to move all heathcare services across to an Advertising-funded
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Internet Entrepreneur’s Mother Still Assumes He ‘Fixes Computers’ For Living
Inappropriately young but deceptively stubbled Internet Entrepreneur Anil Dot confirmed today that his mother still thinks he must be a computer repairman given he works in ‘IT’. Anil admitted he maintains
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The Chuffington Post Part 2: LadyChuff answers her swollen mailbag
Dear Lady Chuff, As one of East London’s foremost self-proclaimed geeks, I was naturally one of the first to place an order for a Kindle. If I’m honest, though, I
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CTO Who Claimed He ‘Wore Two Hats’ at Work Fired for NOT WEARING A HAT AT ALL.
Fred Bearcruft of online cat-spaying website, www.spaypal.com, admitted today that his claims of ‘wearing both a technology and marketing hat’ while in the office, left his hat-obsessed boss confused,
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Spambots Join Royal Mail Postal Strike. Viagra Emails May be Delayed for Xmas
Penis enlargement specialists and bereaved sons of murdered Ivory Coast businessmen were among the groups to voice their outrage today after thousands of Spambots pledged their support to striking
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Sony to Sell Albums Online on 78rpm Gramophone Disk to Combat Piracy.
Sony, whose relentless ability to be the ‘shitty difficult child at any party’, have just announced their cack-fisted re-entry into online music distribution. With DRM and copy-protection somehow
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‘My Mate’s iPod’ Secures DJ’ing Gig at Ministry of Sound
The music world was rocked today as superstars DJs discovered that my mate’s iPod will be DJ’ing at Ministry of Sound’s 18th birthday party next week. My mate’s iPod will
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Local Man Tells of Incredible Escape From Unfunny Email Thread.
A local man was found by police after his daring escape trapped in a deeply-inappropriate email thread for nearly 4 hours. Marc Smith is recovering with new friends after a
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