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Confirmed: General Election to be Held Online at SurveyMonkey.com

The extent of government cost-cutting measures has been uncovered after a leaked first draft of the Prime Minister’s Labour Party Conference speech revealed the government plans to hold the

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Brown Admits He Uses His Weekly Call with Obama to Tell Him to ‘Check out my twitters’

President Obama shocked by-standers in a local In-N-Out Burger with the following tirade captured by a tramp with a Flip HD: [one-sided transcript] “No, I haven’t read your tweets because I do

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Mark Zuckerberg to Star as Michael Cera Playing Nick Jonas Playing Andy Samberg Playing Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg in “ZUCK: The Film about Me”

The Zuck. Love him gently or hate him naughtily with late-night phone calls to his parent’s house telling them about the dead hooker in his garage.  The existence of

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LFW Special: Agyness Deyn sez “I clicked the ‘One Rule of Belly Fat Loss…’ ad”

While TechChuff spends most of his time wearing bin liners while beating out lines of Python, staring at ‘lingerie’ sites and beating our Python, we have been told that

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Katie Price Tells Skype to ‘Stop Being Such A Money-Grabbing Bitch’

Many news outlets are comparing the bitter ‘I want half your shit Eddie’ divorce of eBay and Skype to the ‘Give me back my wooden leg you rich bastard’

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TechChuff Reviews New Dan Brown Internet Thriller: ‘The Lost # Symbol’

TechChuff is proud to be known as the ‘Dan Brown of the Tech Industry’ with our carefree approach to ‘facts’ and enormous donkey cock. While some cack-handed pig-stickers feel

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The Chuffington Post: LadyChuff Answers Your Questions.

Dear Readers. As the bastardy bastions of the Web, TechChuff has decided to act like a big fat Buddha, all sage-like and full of Chinese food, dispensing advise, sanitary products

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Plans For ‘Hanson: Rock Star’ Game Shelved Owing to Lack of Public Interest

Article republished with permission from @theoraclespeak at The Oracle Speaks. Read and comment on the original post here. Plans have been shelved to exploit the growing popularity of the Rock

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Day 1 in the ChuffCamp House: Someone is Peeing in The Milk Again.

Welcome to our live coverage of ChuffCamp 2009. Not only are we uploading our quippery and soundbites via AudioBoo and live streaming video from our iPhone 3GS via ustream.tv

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Apple Admit to Implementing ‘Augmented Reality’ Code in all Mac Owners

‘Augmented Reality’ is just so hot. It’s mere existence is augmenting your reality right now into thinking that it’s even hotter and more life-changing. Yet today Apple dropped

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