Topic Gadgets

CES Round Up 1: Breville announce 3D Toaster.

CES. Vegas. Dead hookers. USB 3. That’s what it’s all about and that’s what we are rounding up over the next few days. Having returned from Vegas with loads

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Sony to Sell Albums Online on 78rpm Gramophone Disk to Combat Piracy.

Sony, whose relentless ability to be the ‘shitty difficult child at any party’, have just announced their cack-fisted re-entry into online music distribution. With DRM and copy-protection somehow

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‘My Mate’s iPod’ Secures DJ’ing Gig at Ministry of Sound

The music world was rocked today as superstars DJs discovered that my mate’s iPod will be DJ’ing at Ministry of Sound’s 18th birthday party next week. My mate’s iPod will

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Daimler Takes Stake in Electric Radio-Controlled Car Company

News has hitting the wire all day with the speed and accuracy of blindfolded chimps throwing shit at each other. What is the news you ask? The news that

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Sky Announce 3D Televisions by Year End. Big-Nosed Celebs and Porn Stars Panic.

Sky have announced that they will start trialing 3D television technology by the end of 2009. Their proposed technology options include using two TVs side by side with one

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Local Mother Assumes Fax Machine ‘Must be Teleporter’

In our weekly human interest story we bring you the heartbreaking tale of Mrs Janet Constance from London, England, Europe. Janet was attempting to use the family fax machine for

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Father Dies Copying DVD to Floppy Disks. Unhelpful Son Jailed.

A father of 2 died of exasperation after spending 3 weeks backing up classic dad DVD ‘The Seven Samurai’ to nearly 5000 3.5″ floppy disks. Bob Naylor rented the movie

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Sony to Work with Ikea to Deliver More Pointlessly Proprietary Formats

Sony Corporation and Ikea Systems B.V. joined forces last night to further impose their quirky disregard for any sort of standards upon the masses and annnounced that all their

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Netbooks for Tall People Scam Revealed

Surveys performed by Techchuff have uncovered the dirty secret of the laptop industry which they have been exploiting and abusing over the last year. The CEO of Dell, Michael Dell

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