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Sony to Sell Albums Online on 78rpm Gramophone Disk to Combat Piracy.

Sony to Sell Albums Online on 78rpm Gramophone Disk to Combat Piracy.

Friday, October 9, 2009 5:47

Sony, whose relentless ability to be the 'shitty difficult child at any party', have just announced their cack-fisted re-entry into online music distribution. With DRM and copy-protection somehow still high on Sony's radar, they have made a bold decision to sell tracks for 50p each, but only on 78rpm ...

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'My Mate's iPod' Secures DJ'ing Gig at Ministry of Sound

‘My Mate’s iPod’ Secures DJ’ing Gig at Ministry of Sound

Monday, October 5, 2009 4:08

The music world was rocked today as superstars DJs discovered that my mate's iPod will be DJ'ing at Ministry of Sound's 18th birthday party next week. My mate's iPod will be showing off it's eclectic selection of random 80's party tracks and advanced 'this track stops-next track starts' mixing techniques on the big stage.  Also ...

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Daimler Takes Stake in Electric Radio-Controlled Car Company

Daimler Takes Stake in Electric Radio-Controlled Car Company

Wednesday, May 20, 2009 15:57

News has hitting the wire all day with the speed and accuracy of blindfolded chimps throwing shit at each other. What is the news you ask? The news that Daimler-Benz has invested in Tesla, the manufacturer of revolutionary hi-speed electric cars exclusively bought by Web 2.0  millionaire CEO's trying to ...

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Sky Announce 3D Televisions by Year End. Big-Nosed Celebs and Porn Stars Panic.

Sky Announce 3D Televisions by Year End. Big-Nosed Celebs and Porn Stars Panic.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 8:51

Sky have announced that they will start trialing 3D television technology by the end of 2009. Their proposed technology options include using two TVs side by side with one painted red and one blue, broadcasting shows as Magic Eye images, and the obvious solution of a cardboard box made to ...

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Local Mother Assumes Fax Machine 'Must be Teleporter'

Local Mother Assumes Fax Machine ‘Must be Teleporter’

Monday, March 2, 2009 5:25

In our weekly human interest story we bring you the heartbreaking tale of Mrs Janet Constance from London, England, Europe. Janet was attempting to use the family fax machine for the first time to send a document to a car hire company who refused to move into the 21st century. Hearing ...

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Father Dies Copying DVD to Floppy Disks. Unhelpful Son Jailed.

Father Dies Copying DVD to Floppy Disks. Unhelpful Son Jailed.

Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:49

A father of 2 died of exasperation after spending 3 weeks backing up classic dad DVD 'The Seven Samurai' to nearly 5000 3.5" floppy disks. Bob Naylor rented the movie using Netflix and enjoyed it so much he wanted to make a 'legitimate backup' copy of it for his personal collection. ...

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Sony to Work with Ikea to Deliver More Pointlessly Proprietary Formats

Sony to Work with Ikea to Deliver More Pointlessly Proprietary Formats

Thursday, January 8, 2009 18:26

Sony Corporation and Ikea Systems B.V. joined forces last night to further impose their quirky disregard for any sort of standards upon the masses and annnounced that all their electrical devices in the future will be using newly designed 4-pin power plugs instead of the usual 3 pin. Ikea did ...

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Netbooks for Tall People Scam Revealed

Netbooks for Tall People Scam Revealed

Thursday, January 8, 2009 5:52

Surveys performed by Techchuff have uncovered the dirty secret of the laptop industry which they have been exploiting and abusing over the last year. The CEO of Dell, Michael Dell or 'Dell-boy' as he is known by us, admitted they have been selling normal sized laptops to tall and fat people ...

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