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Scrap ICT in favour of Zuckerberg lessons, says Gove

Scrap ICT in favour of Zuckerberg lessons, says Gove

Education secretary Michael Gove yesterday announced plans to scrap ‘boring’ ICT lessons in favour of a curriculum teaching children to be emotionally withdrawn social outcasts. Gove said current ICT classes

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“Everything Old is Dead”, Declares Entire Internet

The music industry.  Dead. Traditional journalism.  Deader. You’ve Been Framed.  DEADEST. The murderer? The Internet. In shocking admission the Internet has admitted that everything that it considers to be ‘old’ and

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Moon-based Servers Only Hope for Bitorrent Trackers

The Moon bitches. That’s right. The Moon. The Piratebay have just landed a Dual Xeon Apache server in the Sea of Tranquillity and until the day the RIAA build

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Tablet PCs Plagued by Some Kind of ‘Badly-Drawn Cock’ Virus

The tablet PC has always been the preserve of the ‘artistes’ among us: ‘the traffic warden’, ‘the bit-too-white waitress in Wagamamas’ and ‘that bloke in Design who walks

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CTO Who Claimed He ‘Wore Two Hats’ at Work Fired for NOT WEARING A HAT AT ALL.

Fred Bearcruft of online cat-spaying website, www.spaypal.com, admitted today that his claims of ‘wearing both a technology and marketing hat’ while in the office, left his hat-obsessed boss confused,

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Dixons’ Insider Leaks Original Draft for New Tube Campaign

Dixons really is the last place you ever should go. About More Posts

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Yahoo To Unveil Relaunch As ‘Online Web Site’

Search Business. Technology Company. Directory. News Aggregator. Lifestyle Portal. Media Owner. Badly Run Web 1.0 Dinosaur. Dissent Blogger Killer. Some of the things Yahoo has strove to identify themselves as,

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Man claims having sex with cleaner is part of his ‘fair use policy’

A local nerd was caught today in flagrante delicto with his Polish cleaner by his pan-wielding wife but managed to weasel his way of the situation by claiming it

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Old Media is Dead. Murdoch Reassigns All Journalists to ‘Top 10′ List Writing Duties

The war between old media and new media was declared over today. The trebuchet of irrationality fired it’s final payload of nonsense as Rupert Murdoch redeployed all his journalists,

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Facebook Announce ‘The Joker’ Joining Board as Advisor of Evil

Mark Zuckerberg, 15, has responded to criticism about the recent failed changes to Facebook’s Terms of Service with the news that he will be bringing The Joker onto the

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