Media satire | TechChuff - the folly of too many

The music industry.  Dead. Traditional journalism.  Deader. You've Been Framed.  DEADEST. The murderer? The Internet. In shocking admission the Internet has admitted that everything that it considers to be 'old' and 'antiquated' in the eyes of a 16-year old geek from Telford, will be dead by the end of the year. Not ...

The Moon bitches. That's right. The Moon. The Piratebay have just landed a Dual Xeon Apache server in the Sea of Tranquillity and until the day the RIAA build an actual Deathstar capable of destroying our orbiting friend, the new lunar web-hosting service becomes the only safe haven for our ...

The tablet PC has always been the preserve of the 'artistes' among us: 'the traffic warden', 'the bit-too-white waitress in Wagamamas' and 'that bloke in Design who walks around in flip-flops with a tablet PC in one hand, a hand-carved bamboo stylus in the other and a look of ...

Fred Bearcruft of online cat-spaying website, www.spaypal.com, admitted today that his claims of 'wearing both a technology and marketing hat' while in the office, left his hat-obsessed boss confused, enraged and slightly engorged. Fred’s boss, a millionaire ex-milliner was shocked to discover that despite Fred claims in interview, he arrived at ...

Dixons really is the last place you ever should go. [caption id="attachment_812" align="aligncenter" width="400" caption="I don't want a 80 quid laptop bag you wanker"][/caption]

Search Business. Technology Company. Directory. News Aggregator. Lifestyle Portal. Media Owner. Badly Run Web 1.0 Dinosaur. Dissent Blogger Killer. Some of the things Yahoo has strove to identify themselves as, and almost failed every time. Despite having one or two Chinese bloggers condemned to 10 years hard labour in a Changzhou ...

A local nerd was caught today in flagrante delicto with his Polish cleaner by his pan-wielding wife but managed to weasel his way of the situation by claiming it was part of his 'fair use policy'. [caption id="attachment_579" align="alignright" width="334" caption="Head of the MPAA"]...

The war between old media and new media was declared over today. The trebuchet of irrationality fired it's final payload of nonsense as Rupert Murdoch redeployed all his journalists, across all publications, to new assignments writing witty pseudo-pop-culture Top 10 lists. The 'Top 10 list'  has see a meteoric rise to ...

Mark Zuckerberg, 15, has responded to criticism about the recent failed changes to Facebook's Terms of Service with the news that he will be bringing The Joker onto the Board to help them to 'Do More Evil'. Despite widespread condemnation around the privacy and data protection issues that the new ToS ...

In a surprising turn of events Jerry Yang beat the favourites, Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn, for the coveted Best Actor award for his role as 'CEO' in the zany sci-fi adventure: 'Yahoo! We Should Have Said Yes'. Jerry Yang, the epitome of the method actor, admitted he studied closely many ...