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Mother Spends Almost as Much Time Looking after Baby as She Does Discussing it on Internet

Mother Spends Almost as Much Time Looking after Baby as She Does Discussing it on Internet

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:31

Fabulous mother of 1, full-time mother and surprisingly beautiful mother of beautiful child, Jane McPhee 35, admitted today that she'd spent so much time on the internet talking about her fabulously beautiful child, she'd forgotten where she'd put it. Frequenter of such online community sites such as mumsnet, mumzone, netmums and ...

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Internets to the Rescue! Man Impales Face on Shovel and Gets Help from Yahoo! Answers!

Internets to the Rescue! Man Impales Face on Shovel and Gets Help from Yahoo! Answers!

Monday, February 9, 2009 15:19

Tom Johnson was found dead in his shed today after falling from a chair and landing face first onto a propped up shovel. However it has turned out that the Internet played a significant part in this incident and proved that 'the wisdom of the crowd' can truly make ...

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Man Clicks on Banner Advert 9 Years ago. Still Clicking Today.

Man Clicks on Banner Advert 9 Years ago. Still Clicking Today.

Sunday, February 1, 2009 3:03

A New York man was discovered in his apartment yesterday after being presuming missing for the last 9 years. Billy Temple was found sat at his terminal, unwashed and malnourished, with his hand gripping tightly his computer mouse and his finger metronomically clicking away. [caption id="attachment_296" align="alignright" width="241" caption="Shoe"]...

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CTU Analyst Fired for Only Doing Real Stuff with Computers.

CTU Analyst Fired for Only Doing Real Stuff with Computers.

Sunday, January 18, 2009 7:18

Today the fictional US Counter Terrorist Unit fired John Wyllie, a newly hired analyst, for only really being able to use Excel. John Wyllie admitted he was extremely good with spreadsheets, could somewhat program in PHP and C++ and had used Google Analytics once but was faced on his first day ...

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Newspapers, Which are Made of Wood, Declare Google to be Carbon-Inefficient.

Newspapers, Which are Made of Wood, Declare Google to be Carbon-Inefficient.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 5:16

Reports are flooding in from newspapers around the world as unread, misquoted research from Harvard states that 'Two Google searches release as much carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle. Yo'. While we usually put common sense to one side in critical debates like this, sarcastic comments about the amount of carbon ...

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