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Ex-CEO of Yahoo, Jerry Yang, Wins Oscar for Best Actor
In a surprising turn of events Jerry Yang beat the favourites, Mickey Rourke and Sean Penn, for the coveted Best Actor award for his role as ‘CEO’ in the
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Mother Spends Almost as Much Time Looking after Baby as She Does Discussing it on Internet
Fabulous mother of 1, full-time mother and surprisingly beautiful mother of beautiful child, Jane McPhee 35, admitted today that she’d spent so much time on the internet talking about
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Internets to the Rescue! Man Impales Face on Shovel and Gets Help from Yahoo! Answers!
Tom Johnson was found dead in his shed today after falling from a chair and landing face first onto a propped up shovel. However it has turned out
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Man Clicks on Banner Advert 9 Years ago. Still Clicking Today.
A New York man was discovered in his apartment yesterday after being presuming missing for the last 9 years. Billy Temple was found sat at his terminal, unwashed and
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CTU Analyst Fired for Only Doing Real Stuff with Computers.
Today the fictional US Counter Terrorist Unit fired John Wyllie, a newly hired analyst, for only really being able to use Excel. John Wyllie admitted he was extremely good with
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Newspapers, Which are Made of Wood, Declare Google to be Carbon-Inefficient.
Reports are flooding in from newspapers around the world as unread, misquoted research from Harvard states that ‘Two Google searches release as much carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle.
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