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“ChuffCamp 2009 – el campeón” by Miguel Arringones

Two months ago we rescued a slightly-soiled Miguel from the cesspit of the Honduran Web startup scene and transferred him to a Mexican prison in Ciudad Juarez. We gave

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LFW Special: Agyness Deyn sez “I clicked the ‘One Rule of Belly Fat Loss…’ ad”

While TechChuff spends most of his time wearing bin liners while beating out lines of Python, staring at ‘lingerie’ sites and beating our Python, we have been told that

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Katie Price Tells Skype to ‘Stop Being Such A Money-Grabbing Bitch’

Many news outlets are comparing the bitter ‘I want half your shit Eddie’ divorce of eBay and Skype to the ‘Give me back my wooden leg you rich bastard’

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The Chuffington Post: LadyChuff Answers Your Questions.

Dear Readers. As the bastardy bastions of the Web, TechChuff has decided to act like a big fat Buddha, all sage-like and full of Chinese food, dispensing advise, sanitary products

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Day 1 in the ChuffCamp House: Someone is Peeing in The Milk Again.

Welcome to our live coverage of ChuffCamp 2009. Not only are we uploading our quippery and soundbites via AudioBoo and live streaming video from our iPhone 3GS via ustream.tv

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Dragons’ Den’s Theo Paphitis Reveals 90% Stake in TechChuff.com

TechChuff is skipping around the office dressed like a sexy chambermaid after closing a deal with serial entrepreneur Theo Paphitis which will be featured in this week’s Dragons’ Den.  The

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Welcome Miguel Arringones to TechChuff

Regular readers will know that at TechChuff our noted simple and accessible (read: slightly spazzy) journalistic style and integrity has been upheld by the fact we only have 1

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‘Rockstar’ Developer Can’t Play Drums but Still Fired for Heroin-Fueled Orgy.

Senior HR directors at Netflix were left confused when their hiring policy of ‘only recruiting rockstars’ backfired horribly this week. Lead PHP developer, Jim Bean was found near death after

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IBM’s DeepBlue Computer Beats Chess Grand Master in Arm Wrestle. End of World Ensues.

Limp-wristed geeks across the world trembled over the shocking news that Bartosz Socko, the Polish Chess GrandMaster, was defeated by the aging supercomputer Deep Blue in a bar arm-wrestle

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Microsoft forced to repeatedly state that Windows 7 “wasn’t an April Fools Joke”

Bill Gates has been spending the last few days touring the country dressed as Pennyworth the Clown in an attempt to show that while he may look and sound

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