News satire | TechChuff - the folly of too many

Many news outlets are comparing the bitter 'I want half your shit Eddie' divorce of eBay and Skype to the 'Give me back my wooden leg you rich bastard' public shit-flinging between the McCartneys. Yet 'famous' 'glamour' 'model' Jordan has pleaded to Skype to grow up and look at how ...

Dear Readers. As the bastardy bastions of the Web, TechChuff has decided to act like a big fat Buddha, all sage-like and full of Chinese food, dispensing advise, sanitary products and a punch in the knackers to anyone asking for it. Given we spend most of our time debugging PHP and selling ...

Welcome to our live coverage of ChuffCamp 2009. Not only are we uploading our quippery and soundbites via AudioBoo and live streaming video from our iPhone 3GS via ustream.tv  but we will also be WRITING about the event using our fingers and keyboard. Groundbreaking. [caption id="attachment_699" align="alignright" width="274" caption="I'll be launching ...

TechChuff is skipping around the office dressed like a sexy chambermaid after closing a deal with serial entrepreneur Theo Paphitis which will be featured in this week's Dragons' Den.  The deal involves Theo investing £15 for a 90% stake in TechChuff Industries (a subsidiary of TechChuff Chemicals and Homewares) and will ...

Regular readers will know that at TechChuff our noted simple and accessible (read: slightly spazzy) journalistic style and integrity has been upheld by the fact we only have 1 staff writer and he is actually still in prison for plagiarism, file-sharing and mild-to-severe hate crimes. However we need to grow to satisfy ...

Senior HR directors at Netflix were left confused when their hiring policy of 'only recruiting rockstars' backfired horribly this week. Lead PHP developer, Jim Bean was found near death after his proclaimed 'rockstar' developer mantle overtook his mild-mannered sensibilities and resulted in an 18hr heroin and Mountain-Dew orgy of destruction. Remains ...

Limp-wristed geeks across the world trembled over the shocking news that Bartosz Socko, the Polish Chess GrandMaster, was defeated by the aging supercomputer Deep Blue in a bar arm-wrestle a few hours ago. The physical feebleness of chess players, PHP developers and most over-opinionated, ignorantly-arrogant blog commenters is well documented ...

Bill Gates has been spending the last few days touring the country dressed as Pennyworth the Clown in an attempt to show that while he may look and sound like a joke, the much praised and yet-to-be launched Windows 7 definitely isn't. [caption id="attachment_594" align="alignright" width="232" caption="My name is Bill and ...

Craig Newmark.org , the allegedly money-phobic creator of the eponymous classifieds giant Craigslist, admitted today that every listing in every section across the site involves the sale of some bizarre erotic service or 'discrete adult fun'. Despite there being standalone areas for dating and erotic services, it has emerged that every ...

Lord British, ruler of the online realm Britannia, is currently the bookies' favourite for the newly created government position of Chief Technology Officer of the UK. After the US announced that their CIO, Vivek Kundra would be commencing his duties this week, Gordon Brown was keen to prove the ...