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Craig Admits Every Item on Craigslist Involves ‘Erotic Services’.
Craig Newmark.org , the allegedly money-phobic creator of the eponymous classifieds giant Craigslist, admitted today that every listing in every section across the site involves the sale of some
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Government Announces New UK CTO Position. Lord British Heads Shortlist.
Lord British, ruler of the online realm Britannia, is currently the bookies’ favourite for the newly created government position of Chief Technology Officer of the UK. After the US
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Ryanair to Rebrand as ‘Fucking Ryanair’, Also to Charge ‘Peasants’ for Real Planes
Ryanair’s CEO Michael O’Fuckface announced that they are spending 50p rebranding their online torture airline to ‘Fucking Ryanair’ so it’s reflects how most people refer to his company. “You see
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Fact: 87% of Hot Women’s Computer Issues Triggered Remotely by IT Support
In mind-bending research conducted by eminent Oxford don Professor Quacky McKickBack, it has been statistically proven that most IT issues that attractive ladies encounter in the workplace are caused
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Author of ‘The Long Tail’ to Release New Book: ‘I’m Buggered’
Chris Anderson, editor of Wired magazine and bad-boy author of best-selling brainwashing tome, ‘The Long Tail’ and the to-be-released dribblefest, ‘Free’, announced the third work in his triptych entitled, ‘I’m Buggered’. Mr
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Microsoft Pay Users Not to Use Their Own Computers
Microsoft’s war with Google in the battle for the online search market has taken a drastic and bizarre turn. Just 7 months ago Microsoft launched ‘Live Cashback’, an initiative
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Mickey Rourke Stars in Latest Biopic : ‘The Blogger’
Today Fox Searchlight announced that filming has wrapped on Mickey Rourke’s latest non-vanity project ‘The Blogger’ which sees him team up again with director Darren Aronosfky and co-star Marisa
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Mayhem as Woman in Need of Nokia Charger Emails Entire Company
Massive loss of life was barely averted today when an admin at a multinational telecoms firm, one Anne Slydell, caused chaos by emailing the entire company distribution list asking
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