Social Media satire | TechChuff - the folly of too many

Article republished with permission from @theoraclespeak at The Oracle Speaks. Read and comment on the original post here. The global community of gauche, shy and reticent people today announced they had been working on a special project called ‘socially awkward media’, comprising a suite of online services that will protect ...

The Zuck. Love him gently or hate him naughtily with late-night phone calls to his parent's house telling them about the dead hooker in his garage.  The existence of a Dave Fincher-directed Facebook movie entitled : "Zuck: Why I'm Much Richer Than You" bizarrely continues to persist in a Twilight-zone style ...

The oft-noted practice of spending more time photographing your dinner for your beautiful specialist food blog than actually eating it, has finally been explained by extremely-social scientists. Interviewing Susan Moffat, the barely-7-stone wife of famous food blogger 'MrSausage78', it was revealed that the time spent carefully photographing every meal with a ...

Startling research performed by Nazi scientists on small animals including beavers, has shown that more Internet professionals describe their vocation as 'attending conferences' than the more traditional choice of 'having a job'. Given the current economic conditions the decline of previous number 1 choice of 'running an idiotic Web 2.0 startup ...

Grim news today fellow idle-office workers. Skype have been forced to handover all instant messaging transcripts to the Government over an official complaint from Freedom of Information groups that: "there is some flipping gossip going at work that I dunno what is it but Bob and Kate is chatting about ...

Limp-wristed geeks across the world trembled over the shocking news that Bartosz Socko, the Polish Chess GrandMaster, was defeated by the aging supercomputer Deep Blue in a bar arm-wrestle a few hours ago. The physical feebleness of chess players, PHP developers and most over-opinionated, ignorantly-arrogant blog commenters is well documented ...

The North American Man/Boy Love Association's Head of Marketing, Peter File, announced today their spectacular launch into online social media. The much maligned group who want to foster the natural love and joy between an old fat man and an unwilling young boy, have decided to use the internet to promote ...

Police have put an arrest warrant out for @stephenfry as government officials have declared his Twitter following to be officially a cult. PC Plod said today: "The government science man involved gave us the following guidelines for identifying cults. We read this, looked some words up in the dictionary and then acted. ...

Clarke Stanley, the 'Rattlesnake King', today conducted a fascinating interview on the huge success he has had promoting his online Snake Oil business via Social Media advertising and a whole bunch of stuff his crooked digital agency sold him he didn't understand. "Social Media works. Some people say 'What is social ...

Ex-microsoft defector and superblogger Robert Scoble, whose blog has been religiously read for years and now recently  his Twitter feed consumed by thousands (47,848 at the last count), has turned out to not exist. A TechChuff undercover investigation has revealed that the real human Robert Scoble left ...