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What do these modern women want? A dashingly handsome gent with all his own teeth and no priors?  A successful entrepreneur who spends all his time eyeing your handbags to sell on eBay? Or just someone who won't keep asking 'You have see the original trilogy right?' in front of ...

Dear Lady Chuff, Please can I have a Google Wave invite please? Thanks enormously, Everyone, everywhere, all the time ------------------------ Dear, sweet, innocent readers, It’s clear what’s happened here. You haven’t quite understood: Google Wave doesn’t actually *do* anything. [caption id="attachment_878" align="alignright" width="251" caption="I look up to them both because they have Google Wave invites."]...

In a sudden turn of events, Barack Obama's healthcare reforms have been put on hold and replaced by a bill to move all heathcare services across to an Advertising-funded model, mirroring today's online startup world. TechChuff can reveal that initially the proposal was to mirror traditional offline advertising methods by offering ...

A local man was found by police after his daring escape trapped in a deeply-inappropriate email thread for nearly 4 hours. Marc Smith is recovering with new friends after a brutal ordeal ended today involving being emailed at work  about going for pizza. After a brief flurry of messages related to timings,  Marc ...

TechChuff is proud to be known as the 'Dan Brown of the Tech Industry' with our carefree approach to 'facts' and enormous donkey cock. While some cack-handed pig-stickers feel reading Dan Brown is akin to 'paying £5.99 to lobotomize yourself through the eye-socket using a 400 page paperback rather than ...

TV golden boy Jamie Oliver is behind bars tossing salad for real after it was revealed he and his merry band of slightly oily teenage chefs were the criminal masterminds behind last night’s Gmail outage outrage. Jamie Oliver has been rallying against Gmail and other web services in his ...

Extremely hip and 'ja it's just like ja so amazing' fans of music streaming service Spotify were today devastated that Earth failed to stop spinning in light of the astounding news that their iPhone application has been accepted into the App Store. [caption id="attachment_669" align="alignright" width="300" caption="Superman was too busy in ...

Jay-Z and Mike Arrington combine together in potentially the most inappropriate musical-mashup since the time someone 'accidently' played Megadeth at your aunties funeral. Bringing the creative industries of hip-hop and Web 2.0 together for the first time, rap mogul Damon Dash says he's surprised this hasn't happened sooner. 'Our worlds ...

We at TechChuff invite your company on stage at this year's annual ChuffCamp 69. We put the 69 most stupid, misguided, crass and downright venal internet start-ups we can find to present their product on stage in front of a misleaded drone-like crowd who throw stones and rotting meat ...

Hot on the heels of the shocking news that in the space of just two days eBay had agreed a sale of Stumbleupon back to the original founders and decided to IPO their $2.7bn Skype business next year, came the latest announcement that eBay have also agreed the firesale of ...