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CES Round Up 1: Breville announce 3D Toaster.
CES. Vegas. Dead hookers. USB 3. That’s what it’s all about and that’s what we are rounding up over the next few days. Having returned from Vegas with loads
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Fat kid ‘likes’ Samsung on Facebook. Billions wiped from share value.
The market reacted badly in response to the news that Simon Ackman, a fat uncool kid in Indiana, ‘liked’ Samsung on Facebook early today. Nearly $2bn was wiped from
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Scrap ICT in favour of Zuckerberg lessons, says Gove
Education secretary Michael Gove yesterday announced plans to scrap ‘boring’ ICT lessons in favour of a curriculum teaching children to be emotionally withdrawn social outcasts. Gove said current ICT classes
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Small Dog Commits to Learn How to Code in 2012
A stray dog. A tramp. A stick of celery. A empty cardboard box full of used toilet paper. What do they have in common? No, not ‘what are awful things
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The Road to Partition: 2011
Welcome humans. (and employees of Google Inc). To celebrate the impending priapic launch of TechChuff 3.1 in the next few weeks, we thought we’d kick off 2012 with a review
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Top 4 ways to ‘exit BIG’ like we did
Apart from a generally fibrous diet and a cheeky chicken vindaloo the night before, tips about BIG EXITS seem to be all the rage. Therefore we are here today
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