Welcome Miguel Arringones to TechChuff
Regular readers will know that at TechChuff our noted simple and accessible (read: slightly spazzy) journalistic style and integrity has been upheld by the fact we only have 1 staff writer and he is actually still in prison for plagiarism, file-sharing and mild-to-severe hate crimes.
However we need to grow to satisfy our VCs bloodlust and to deliver such throbbing growth we are expanding the length (and girth) of our content. This means aggressively hiring new writers with fewer spider-tattoos on their faces and lower risk of inflicting public self salad-tossing ‘Spinvox incidents’ to harm our credibility and our angel investors paper-thin confidence in me and my enormous salary.
We therefore welcome our newest addition to the team: Honduran ex-paramilitary leader/failed Web 2.0 entrepreneur Miguel Arringones who will be writing a potty-mouthed rambling weekly column for TechChuff entitled “FUCK: or why I carry this gun to work”. His first glue-sniffing induced piece will be a ’5 lessons of how old media can survive the internet zombie apocalypse they are facing’ and a giant (butt) plug for his latest book of self-shot nudes and High School Musical slash-fiction.
Welcome Miguel to the team.