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Man claims having sex with cleaner is part of his ‘fair use policy’

A local nerd was caught today in flagrante delicto with his Polish cleaner by his pan-wielding wife but managed to weasel his way of the situation by claiming it

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Sky Announce 3D Televisions by Year End. Big-Nosed Celebs and Porn Stars Panic.

Sky have announced that they will start trialing 3D television technology by the end of 2009. Their proposed technology options include using two TVs side by side with one

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Web 2.0 Startup Gets £10 Funding Round from Mate’s Dad.

Who says it’s all doom and gloom when it comes to VC funding in the current economic climate?  Wank.io, the hottest location-based, micro-blogging productivity tool, which is in pre-alpha

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Father Dies Copying DVD to Floppy Disks. Unhelpful Son Jailed.

A father of 2 died of exasperation after spending 3 weeks backing up classic dad DVD ‘The Seven Samurai’ to nearly 5000 3.5″ floppy disks. Bob Naylor rented the movie

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Fact: 87% of Hot Women’s Computer Issues Triggered Remotely by IT Support

In mind-bending research conducted by eminent Oxford don Professor Quacky McKickBack, it has been statistically proven that most IT issues that attractive ladies encounter in the workplace are caused

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