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‘Rockstar’ Developer Can’t Play Drums but Still Fired for Heroin-Fueled Orgy.

Senior HR directors at Netflix were left confused when their hiring policy of ‘only recruiting rockstars’ backfired horribly this week. Lead PHP developer, Jim Bean was found near death after

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Government Announces New UK CTO Position. Lord British Heads Shortlist.

Lord British, ruler of the online realm Britannia, is currently the bookies’ favourite for the newly created government position of Chief Technology Officer of the UK. After the US

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