Tag archive for Google

Google Android Eats Owner. Blows Up Police Helicopter. Still on the Rampage.

Over-enthusiastic Google employees accidentally released the Google Android into the wild last night. The 30-foot tall, fire-breathing, laser-eyed robot with the head of Larry Page and a heart of

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Survey : Grandmas are Clueless About Cloud Computing

Saga Holidays, who specialise in holidays for the over 50s,  have recently published a survey on the latest technological revolution to hit the internet – cloud computing. Saga interviewed 12

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Man Clicks on Banner Advert 9 Years ago. Still Clicking Today.

A New York man was discovered in his apartment yesterday after being presuming missing for the last 9 years. Billy Temple was found sat at his terminal, unwashed and

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Microsoft Pay Users Not to Use Their Own Computers

Microsoft’s war with Google in the battle for the online search market has taken a drastic and bizarre turn. Just 7 months ago Microsoft launched ‘Live Cashback’,  an initiative

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Newspapers, Which are Made of Wood, Declare Google to be Carbon-Inefficient.

Reports are flooding in from newspapers around the world as unread, misquoted research from Harvard states that ‘Two Google searches release as much carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle.

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