Tag archive for Microsoft

Microsoft forced to repeatedly state that Windows 7 “wasn’t an April Fools Joke”

Bill Gates has been spending the last few days touring the country dressed as Pennyworth the Clown in an attempt to show that while he may look and sound

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Facebook Announce ‘The Joker’ Joining Board as Advisor of Evil

Mark Zuckerberg, 15, has responded to criticism about the recent failed changes to Facebook’s Terms of Service with the news that he will be bringing The Joker onto the

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Google Android Eats Owner. Blows Up Police Helicopter. Still on the Rampage.

Over-enthusiastic Google employees accidentally released the Google Android into the wild last night. The 30-foot tall, fire-breathing, laser-eyed robot with the head of Larry Page and a heart of

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Man Clicks on Banner Advert 9 Years ago. Still Clicking Today.

A New York man was discovered in his apartment yesterday after being presuming missing for the last 9 years. Billy Temple was found sat at his terminal, unwashed and

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Microsoft Pay Users Not to Use Their Own Computers

Microsoft’s war with Google in the battle for the online search market has taken a drastic and bizarre turn. Just 7 months ago Microsoft launched ‘Live Cashback’,  an initiative

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CTU Analyst Fired for Only Doing Real Stuff with Computers.

Today the fictional US Counter Terrorist Unit fired John Wyllie, a newly hired analyst, for only really being able to use Excel. John Wyllie admitted he was extremely good with

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“Microsoft Loving MacBoys” Headline Confuses You

Today’s headline proclaiming “Microsoft loving MacBoys” has confused readers while they read this headline. Unsure if Microsoft are in fact in love with all Steve Jobs worshipping, magpie-eyed drones, or

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Snopes.com Debunked as a Hoax

Legendary urban legend debunking site www.snopes.com has been revealed to be a hoax after all. After nearly 14 years patrolling the internet highways with a truth flashlight and de-misinformation nightstick,

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