Tag archive for Social Media

Old Media is Dead. Murdoch Reassigns All Journalists to ‘Top 10′ List Writing Duties

The war between old media and new media was declared over today. The trebuchet of irrationality fired it’s final payload of nonsense as Rupert Murdoch redeployed all his journalists,

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NAMBLA Announces Social Media Strategy for 2009

The North American Man/Boy Love Association’s Head of Marketing, Peter File, announced today their spectacular launch into online social media. The much maligned group who want to foster the natural

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Mother Spends Almost as Much Time Looking after Baby as She Does Discussing it on Internet

Fabulous mother of 1, full-time mother and surprisingly beautiful mother of beautiful child, Jane McPhee 35, admitted today that she’d spent so much time on the internet talking about

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Author of ‘The Long Tail’ to Release New Book: ‘I’m Buggered’

Chris Anderson, editor of Wired magazine and bad-boy author of best-selling brainwashing tome, ‘The Long Tail’ and the to-be-released dribblefest, ‘Free’, announced the third work in his triptych entitled, ‘I’m Buggered’. Mr

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AOL Puts Bebo up for Sale as Parts

AOL CEO, Mr Aol, confirmed rumors that their $800m investment in Bebo, a sort of Teletubby version of Facebook, was ‘a bit silly’. Bebo will, as speculated by TechCrunch, be

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Police Suspect @stephenfry of Being Cult Leader.

Police have put an arrest warrant out for @stephenfry as government officials have declared his Twitter following to be officially a cult. PC Plod said today: “The government science man involved

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Snake Oil Retailer Advocates Social Media

Clarke Stanley, the ‘Rattlesnake King’, today conducted a fascinating interview on the huge success he has had promoting his online Snake Oil business via Social Media advertising and a

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Robert Scoble Discovered to be Twitter Bot

Ex-microsoft defector and superblogger Robert Scoble, whose blog has been religiously read for years and now recently  his Twitter feed consumed by thousands (47,848 at the last count), has

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