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ChuffCamp69 – Submit Your Company

We at TechChuff invite your company on stage at this year’s annual ChuffCamp 69. We put the 69 most stupid, misguided, crass and downright venal internet start-ups we

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Man claims having sex with cleaner is part of his ‘fair use policy’

A local nerd was caught today in flagrante delicto with his Polish cleaner by his pan-wielding wife but managed to weasel his way of the situation by claiming it

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Author of ‘The Long Tail’ to Release New Book: ‘I’m Buggered’

Chris Anderson, editor of Wired magazine and bad-boy author of best-selling brainwashing tome, ‘The Long Tail’ and the to-be-released dribblefest, ‘Free’, announced the third work in his triptych entitled, ‘I’m Buggered’. Mr

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Mayhem as Woman in Need of Nokia Charger Emails Entire Company

Massive loss of life was barely averted today when an admin at a multinational telecoms firm, one Anne Slydell, caused chaos by emailing the entire company distribution list asking

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CTU Analyst Fired for Only Doing Real Stuff with Computers.

Today the fictional US Counter Terrorist Unit fired John Wyllie, a newly hired analyst, for only really being able to use Excel. John Wyllie admitted he was extremely good with

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Is ‘Mario’ Touching YOUR Child Right Now?

A child was taken into care services yesterday after a potential Italian-based internet paedophile ring was discovered by police. The child known as Child M, a 10 year old who

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Snake Oil Retailer Advocates Social Media

Clarke Stanley, the ‘Rattlesnake King’, today conducted a fascinating interview on the huge success he has had promoting his online Snake Oil business via Social Media advertising and a

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Sony to Work with Ikea to Deliver More Pointlessly Proprietary Formats

Sony Corporation and Ikea Systems B.V. joined forces last night to further impose their quirky disregard for any sort of standards upon the masses and annnounced that all their

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Netbooks for Tall People Scam Revealed

Surveys performed by Techchuff have uncovered the dirty secret of the laptop industry which they have been exploiting and abusing over the last year. The CEO of Dell, Michael Dell

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Wii-titis on the up! Man Hurts Hand Beating Wife with Wiimote

On a lighter note, the spate of Nintendo Wii related injuries collectively known as Wii-titis, such as ‘Wii elbow’, ‘Wii knee’ and ‘Wii TV’, continued this week with what

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