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Brown Admits He Uses His Weekly Call with Obama to Tell Him to ‘Check out my twitters’

President Obama shocked by-standers in a local In-N-Out Burger with the following tirade captured by a tramp with a Flip HD: [one-sided transcript] “No, I haven’t read your tweets because I do

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The Chuffington Post: LadyChuff Answers Your Questions.

Dear Readers. As the bastardy bastions of the Web, TechChuff has decided to act like a big fat Buddha, all sage-like and full of Chinese food, dispensing advise, sanitary products

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‘Rockstar’ Developer Can’t Play Drums but Still Fired for Heroin-Fueled Orgy.

Senior HR directors at Netflix were left confused when their hiring policy of ‘only recruiting rockstars’ backfired horribly this week. Lead PHP developer, Jim Bean was found near death after

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Government Announces New UK CTO Position. Lord British Heads Shortlist.

Lord British, ruler of the online realm Britannia, is currently the bookies’ favourite for the newly created government position of Chief Technology Officer of the UK. After the US

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Old Media is Dead. Murdoch Reassigns All Journalists to ‘Top 10′ List Writing Duties

The war between old media and new media was declared over today. The trebuchet of irrationality fired it’s final payload of nonsense as Rupert Murdoch redeployed all his journalists,

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NAMBLA Announces Social Media Strategy for 2009

The North American Man/Boy Love Association’s Head of Marketing, Peter File, announced today their spectacular launch into online social media. The much maligned group who want to foster the natural

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Google Android Eats Owner. Blows Up Police Helicopter. Still on the Rampage.

Over-enthusiastic Google employees accidentally released the Google Android into the wild last night. The 30-foot tall, fire-breathing, laser-eyed robot with the head of Larry Page and a heart of

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Police Suspect @stephenfry of Being Cult Leader.

Police have put an arrest warrant out for @stephenfry as government officials have declared his Twitter following to be officially a cult. PC Plod said today: “The government science man involved

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Snake Oil Retailer Advocates Social Media

Clarke Stanley, the ‘Rattlesnake King’, today conducted a fascinating interview on the huge success he has had promoting his online Snake Oil business via Social Media advertising and a

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Robert Scoble Discovered to be Twitter Bot

Ex-microsoft defector and superblogger Robert Scoble, whose blog has been religiously read for years and now recently  his Twitter feed consumed by thousands (47,848 at the last count), has

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